Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Who else sets their social standards very high?

I have a very strict policy on who I will socialize with.



I will not talk to people who are preppy, emo, goth, punk, or skaters. I will not talk to you if you are have green eyes, or black hair, or wear stripes more than once a week.



If you decide to wear white socks, lime green, or orange, conversation is out of the question. Make sure you do not have buckteeth, wear glasses, or put a bow in your hair, or we will not be talking. Also, I do not talk to people who wear nike, adidas, k-swiss, or rebook shoes.



I do not talk to people who are less than 110 pounds or over 178 pounds, make sure you stay within the boundaries. I also will not speak with people under 5'1 or over 6'1. If you wear braces that are any color other than black or pink, we must not talk.



Also, If you favorite number is lower than 10 or higher than 100 we can't talk. You must never wear polo shirts, and only limit yourself to a black top once per week. Flats are only for Wednesday閳ユ獨 and ponytails are reserved for Fridays



You must bring your lunch in a paper bag; I will absolutely not talk to people who bring it in lunchboxes or plastic bags.



Lastly, you must not be shy, outgoing, enthusiastic, boring, smelly, ugly, pretty, smart, unintelligent, and black, white, over 40, under 10, and you must make sure your finger nails are clipped clean.



Who else sets their social standards very high?

Whoo! Have you thought about going into a convent?



Who else sets their social standards very high?

Sounds like youre a friendless *****! that really sucks for you! Maybe youre making excuses because basically all those people hate you. And the descriptions you gave are practically what everyone is. What are you then, like alien?



Who else sets their social standards very high?

My policy is to avoid people like you.



Who else sets their social standards very high?

Sooooo you talk to roughly 1.5 people a month and have zero friends?? Have fun with that......



We pirates take a broader view, AAAAARRRRGGH yer nothin' but stinkin' bilge rat an' a landlubber!! YAAARRRrrgghh......

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